I got mad SKILLS yo!!! but don't worry, because one of them is the ability to switch from ghettoism to professionalism. It's as easy as switching from Clark to Superman.
Though I can't jump over tall buildings in a single bound. I'm able to animate it using Flash. Other software I'm proficient at are Photoshop, Illustrator, & Dreamweaver. I can't speak Krypton, but know HTML, CSS, jQuery, XML, ActionScript, PHP, & MySQL.
And no I can't outrun a speeding bullet, but I am a fast learner, looking to expand myself with Video Editing and 3D modeling.
Last but not least, my strongest point is the ability to conceptionalize, attracting attention not only visually but also intellectually.